My name is Kisses and I will be providing lots of those once I get to know, I don’t kiss on the first date. You may think you can resist my charms but it will be impossible once you look into my eyes. You will take me home immediately. Once I get home I will love you with all my heart and make you realize I am the best decision you have made this year. I will also take control of your sofa, bed, and any other soft place I can lay.